East coast! Fuck you!
East coast! Fuck you!
East coast! Fuck you!

E! A! S! T!

You can say we're weather martyr's,
But snow and ice makes us rock harder
Punkers should be pale and pasty
The pizza here is fierce and tasty

East coast! Fuck you!
East coast! Fuck you!
East coast! Fuck you!

NYC! Boston! (DC!) Philly! Jersey!

We go out west and play some shows
Then we know it's time to go
Pack the truck and drive on back
New York's better and that's a fact

East coast! Fuck you!
East coast! Fuck you!
East coast! Fuck you!