No one wrote a song for me
 Just instrumental not too long
 As sure as sure could ever be
 You'd only get the lyrics wrong

 No solo Chet Baker ever played
 lowered me slowly to my grave
 The prose that Keats and Yates would save
 was for King and Queen not knave

 I have no poem that describes my charm
 No story told that's short and sweet
 I have no hymn, I have no psalm
 This song I have it has no beat
 Yes it has no beat
 No tapping of feet
 Yes it has no beat

 Miles Davis played the black 'n' blues
 Did he play for me to lose?
 Cause just when round midnight falls
 That tune's not his it's Kenny Ball's

 Now on that graveyard on that grave
 On that tombstone in the shade
 No poem written, no accolade
 No "We loved you" ever sprayed

 There's just this feeling from that moss
 When epitaph you cannot read
 he must have lived it at budget cost
 So he deserves to be beneath

 All that William Robinson wrote
 not one of my pluses did he portray
 those lyrics stuck right down my throat
 I never hit
 It never hit
 My hit parade