Mademoiselle Chelsea Hotel
Prettiest in all the world
The divinest androgyne
Silver wig and plastic pearls
Oh, the TV set's on fire
Shall we go?

Yet another girl in a limousine
Yet another girl on the New York scene
Yet another night club hopping
Diet pill popping sex machine
Yet another maid to order
Destined for the silver screen
Yet another girl

Causing accidents again
As you try to cross the street
Live on shots and cigarettes
What the hell, it's only meat
It's an artform in itself, dying young