Nuclear Device (The Wizard of Aus)

The Stranglers

I'm the wizard of aus 
And I've got it all planned 
For my first nuclear device 

I don't really care about which way you vote 
'Cos my gerrymander works out fine 
I sell desert stretches like a big rubber glove 
To Japan for a nuclear device 

Nuclear device 
Nuclear device 
Nuclear device 

If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states 
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate 

Brisbane men stay at home at night 
'Cos I outlawed all of the vice (outlawed all of the vice) 
I'm the wizard of aus 
And I've rolled the streets 
Dreaming of a nuclear device (nuclear device)

If I could get lucky I'd go out on my own 
And sell Australia the rice (rest of aus' their rice) 

Nuclear device 
Nuclear device 
Nuclear device 

If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states 
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate 
If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states 
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate 
If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states 
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate 
at an incredible rate 
at an incredible rate 
at an incredible rate 
at an incredible rate 
at an incredible rate 
at an incredible rate 
at an incredible rate 
at an incredible rate 

Way down under Australia (Australia)
Very different from over here (Australia) 
Getting rid of Abo's one by one (Australia) 
Buy cheap land for uranium (Australia)
It reminds me of Sweden (Australia)
All the animals look so strange (Australia) 
All victims of a testing range (Australia) 
Of a testing range (Australia) 
Of a testing range (Australia) 
Of a testing range (Australia) 
Of a testing range (Australia)
Of a testing range (Australia)