What's that creaking in the kitchen? Is that a prowler inside? I hear footsteps on the roof And there's no place to hide But I'll wait here for a while just to see Why he stole my woman from me She was innocent and pretty A girl you all could have known But he snuck out of the closet And he stole her for his own If seeing ain't believing then what is? She was mine and now she is his You know it just ain't right He ain't man enough to fight And he stole her like a thief Yes, he stole her like a thief in the night What's that rustle in the bushes? Those dogs barking just for fun? Do you think he 'll try to hurt me? If I scare him will he run? I'd rather wait a while here just to see Why he stole my woman from me Why me? I am staring out the window And I shake at every sound I am lying in his prison While it's him that's walkin' round And if no one's gonna get him then I will As long as he's the guy who gets killed