Dearly departed we Gather here solemnly To describe how we feel ‘bout your suddenly passing Stories of deeds that touch Seem like a bit too much Then they point to me hoping for thoughts everlasting Never, never, never know (You) Never, never, never know Never, never, never know (You) never, never, never know Never, never, never know Bummer All of them prattle on Even your widow yawns You deserve something more, but they go through the motions They have seen on TV People of majesty who can sum up a life with a phrase They don't know you It's a bummer, it's a bummer, what a bummer Bummer We had eyes on the same Stunning thing, both insane All the time, I could see It was you Rest in peace Bummer, bummer, bummer Bummer We had the best of times, all of those petty crimes It all had to end with your vows to be tasteful What I said angrily I should have kept to me What I said to you both it was primetime disgraceful It's a bummer, it's a bummer What a bummer, what a bummer It's a bummer, it's a bummer What a bummer, what a bummer Quoting a Shakespeare line Citing the Bible I'm not sure that that fits, anyway I am lazy Don't worry, I will not try hitting on her, you're fine I respect you enough, though she still drives me crazy It's a bummer, it's a bummer, what a bummer Bummer Some ol' fool says, “life goes on” She is crushed that you're gone Just a word says it all Just a word, you hit that wall Never, never, never know (You) Never, never, never know Never, never, never know (You) never, never, never know Never, never, never know (You) never, never, never know It's a bummer, it's a bummer What a bummer, what a bummer It's a bummer, it's a bummer What a bummer Bummer