Couldn't Get High

Slightly Stoopid

I've got 
New sunglasses 
And i've got 
Backstage passes 
For y'all 
Girls with fine asses 
Yeah oh yeah 
Sunshine, girlies and money 
What it takes to get me on a roll 
Some call me mr. soul 

I went to this party 
The other night 
Said i want to feel 
What my brain had felt like 
I grabbed my bottle 
And i start drinkin' wine 
I thought pretty soon 
That i would be 
Feelin' fine 
But no i couldn't get high 
Oh no 
And then I couldn't get high 
Oh no 
And then i 
Dont know why 

Threw down the bottle 
And then i whipped out my pipe 
Stuffed it full of goodies 
And then i gave that shit a light 
I huffed and i puffed 
Good lord i 
Smoked and i choked 
I smoking for so long 
Until my heart was nearly broke 
Because i couldn't get high 
Oh no 
And then i 
Couldn't get high 
Oh no 
And then i 
Try i tried 

I threw down the pipe 
Just as pissed as i could be 
Gobbled down a mound of some 
Lsd 
I waited and i waited 
For my body to zing 
I waited i waited 
But not a fucking thing 
Because i couldn't get high 
Oh no 
And then i 
Couldn't get high 
Oh no 
Lord i 
Dont know why