Life is filled with the unexpected romantic, tragic, and mysterious endings To our most ordinary actions Dreams come true Or dreams are shattered by sudden twists of fate But first, a word from your announcer Have a seat, misery It's been a long while now I have taken my lashes and risen from ashes again So take a load off, pal And I'll pour you a whiskey 'Cause no matter the weather, I've never had better a friend Let me take that for you, I can see that you're aching And the baggage you manage was never a burden for me So, have a seat, Misery I don't mind when you wake me But next time don't bother to knock 'Cause I made you a key And now: Shipwrecked A drama of The Unexpected