Do, do you remember back in middle school; When my trunks fell down at the pool. Everyone laughed, except for you; You just let me hold you in my bedroom. Our freshmen year, when Julie McKnight; Dumped me because of my overbite. I cried all night all over you; You didn't seem to mind my tears or my drool. I could always hold you tight. (My favorite pillow) So soft, so cool on your other side. (My favorite pillow) In my eyes, you've been nothing but classy; But everybody's saying you're nasty. Full of fungus, it can't be true; Laden with bacteria. (No, not you) But the thing that really did me in; I learned your full of dust mite excrement. And those dead skin cells may be mine; But knowing what's in you, I can't sleep at night. We've been through both thick and thin. (Because you're a pillow) It's hard to say this is the end. (My favorite pillow) It's not me, it's definitely you. (I'll get a new pillow) You're a body fluid sponge, and we're through. (I'm getting a new you)