Now it's not so cool doing drugs in the bathroom
And your girlfriend's parents probably talking about you
You got to work hungover, spent the day in a bad mood
Now you only go out 'cause you think that you have to
You're fucking late, you're such a waste
You fell asleep on the first day
Well, did you think that twenty-something looked like this?
When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry
And your parents start looking at you kinda worried
And when the whole damn world starts doing you dirty
Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I think it's about time to start picking a best man
I think a little more space might be a good investment
'Cause now your ex-girl's boyfriend is popping the question
And if they get married before you, you're a dead man
The party ends, you can't remember the last time you saw 10:00 P.M
Well, did you think that twenty-something looked like this?
When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry
And your parents start looking at you kinda worried
And when the whole damn world starts doing you dirty
Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty
Oh-oh, oh-oh
When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry
And your parents start looking at you kinda worried
And when the whole-, starts doing you dirty
Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty, oh, oh
