Now it's not so cool doing drugs in the bathroom And your girlfriend's parents probably talking about you You got to work hungover, spent the day in a bad mood Now you only go out 'cause you think that you have to You're fucking late, you're such a waste You fell asleep on the first day Well, did you think that twenty-something looked like this? When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry And your parents start looking at you kinda worried And when the whole damn world starts doing you dirty Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty Oh-oh, oh-oh I think it's about time to start picking a best man I think a little more space might be a good investment 'Cause now your ex-girl's boyfriend is popping the question And if they get married before you, you're a dead man The party ends, you can't remember the last time you saw 10:00 P.M Well, did you think that twenty-something looked like this? When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry And your parents start looking at you kinda worried And when the whole damn world starts doing you dirty Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty Oh-oh, oh-oh When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry And your parents start looking at you kinda worried And when the whole-, starts doing you dirty Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty, oh, oh