"We will keep this promise, to the American people If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period If you like your healthcare plan, you will be able to keep your healthcare plan. Period." The Unaffordable Healthcare Plan is far too complicated! So, our president simplified it for us All us ignorant, uneducated He said: If you like your plan, you can keep your plan You can keep your doctor too Obamacare, each and every year, gonna save lots of money for you! Not a soul will be left uninsured You can trust me, I swear it's true And if you like your plan, you can keep your plan You can keep your doctor too Period! We were told the plan would save us billions Now they say it'll cost us trillions And our promised better coverage Is failing before our eyes Folks losing doctors when they need them the most Horror stories from coast to coast And Harry Reid has the gaud to tell us all that's just a pack of lies So Mr. President, faced with all this, what do you have to say? If you like your plan, you can keep your plan You can keep your doctor too Obamacare, each and every year, gonna save lots of money for you! Not a soul will be left uninsured You can trust me, I swear it's true And if you like your plan, you can keep your plan You can keep your doctor too Period! Pelosi says, don't work, we'll pay Go find yourself Go paint, play The government will cover you night and day With a healthcare plan! Well they lied about that, and they lied about this Just to get reelected, then they gave us a kiss goodbye And then they said go do the best you can So, Mr. President, what about that? NOW, what do you have to say? If you like your plan, you can keep your plan You can keep your doctor too Obamacare, each and every year, gonna save lots of money for you! Not a soul will be left uninsured You can trust me, I swear it's true And if you like your plan, you can keep your plan You can keep your doctor too Period! Yeah I know it must be true, says it right there on the Teleprompter Valerie told me it's true Hey, if I say it enough times, maybe it will be true! I am the president, you know I can say anything I want to And I just want to say If you like your plan, you can keep your plan You can keep your doctor too Obamacare, each and every year, gonna save lots of money for you! Not a soul will be left uninsured You can trust me, I swear it's true And if you like your plan, you can keep your plan You can keep your doctor too Period!