Grandpa was an Eagle Scout A 33rd degree Mason And he fought in the second World War Was a deacon down At the Baptist church Since 1964 He bought clothes for the homeless Toys for the orphans On top of givin' his tithe Voted religiously Straight GOP Never missed an election in his life So, it took us by surprise When we heard on the news last night Grandpa voted democrat And our family ain't proud of that Yeah, we thought it was a joke When the big news broke But they sure enough counted his vote Now we're wonderin' how he cast it From inside his casket It sure seems funny to me How they got his absentee Grandpa voted Democrat Now he'll never rest in peace From the way it sounds They had a good turnout Down at the Mount Olive graveyard Over 90 percent Of the residents Crossed over with their voter cards It's all over the news And now they're arguin' who's Caught up in the voter fraud And how a good man's name Could be smeared this way While he's six feet under the sod It sure took us by surprise He's been dead since '95 Grandpa voted Democrat And our family ain't proud of that Yeah, we thought it was a joke When the big news broke But they sure enough counted his vote Now we're wonderin' how he cast it From inside his casket It sure seems funny to me How they got his absentee Grandpa voted Democrat Now he'll never rest in peace This is one November I don't wanna remember Grandpa voted Democrat And now he'll never rest in peace