I'm tired of watching this TV show I can't find the dang remote control Ain't got the will to walk across this floor I'll just see what's coming on next Down at work it's hard to do my best With this gaping hole in my chest My mind's shot and the house is a mess It ain't a secret since you left I'm like an ashtray on a motorcycle A stop light hangin' out in the woods I'm like an ash tray on a motorcycle Ain't doin' nobody no good It's awful lonely in this easy chair Without the comfort of an ice cold beer But the refrigerator's thirty feet from here I can't seem to get my ass in gear I'm like an ashtray on a motorcycle A steering wheel on an old freight train I'm like an ashtray on a motorcyle Ya'll I'm feelin' pretty useless these days Make yourself usefull Rollin' out of bed is gettin' harder to do I ain't worth a shit baby without you I'm like an ashtray on a motorcycle A battle ship sittin' on dry land I'm like an ashtray on a motorcycle Baby I just ain't worth a damn I sure ain't no model citizen Like a loaf of bread without the Spam Viagra for a dead man Please come back