I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar The first time I met him He said he was a Dwarfstar 'Cause he was small And he was famous I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar The second time I met him He said I could never be a Dwarfstar Because I was too tall And I wasn't famous I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar The third, the second time I mean That I went to see him He was not in a very good mood He said, "Stop comin' around here" I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar The last time That I went to see him He had passed away I wanna tell ya I wanna tell ya I wanna tell ya I wanna tell ya I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar The end