Montague Mergatroyd Mauritius the Mole Wanted to do more than just go round digging holes And so with criss-cross tunnels underneath the ground He was the maker of Mole Town, Maurice the Mole Montague Mergatroyd Mauritius the Mole With his velvety coat as black, as black as coal As the maker of Mole Town he would be the Mayor Of all the other moles but no one else was there Maurice the Mole, black as the coal Maurice the Mole chatted to a garden gnome "It's no fun being the Mayor on your own And I've dug all the tunnels and I've made all the holes But what I really need are a few more moles" Maurice the Mole, black as the coal, he needed more moles "It's no good talking to him" a voice said A dangly voice from up above his head "I can't see very well", said Maurice "Who's that?" "Neither can I" said Boris, "I'm a bat" "If you're looking for moles you won't be waiting long Loads of them will be here a little later on For a rescue mission to try to save some mice They're trapped beneath the rockery" Said Maurice "That's nice" Montague Mergatroyd Mauritius went down He bravely led the other moles underneath the ground And with their digging and their delving they freed them in a trice "Hoorah for the moles" said the rescued mice "Hoorah for our leader, the Mayor of Mole Town" Shouted the moles from underneath the ground "We love Mole Town and here we're going to stay" And Maurice the Mole is the Mayor to this day Montague Mergatroyd Mauritius the Mole Wanted to do more than just go round digging holes And so with criss-cross tunnels underneath the ground He was the maker of Mole Town Maurice the Mole, black as the coal, he needed more moles Achieved his goals with tunnels and holes Maurice the Mole Maurice the Mole