I know a guy who was caught licking leather
He met a nice girl and couldn't forget her
If she borrowed his coat I'm sure that he let her
Dreamed of tasting a boot so he could know her better
Aww but she lost interest when he wrote a letter
In this day and age a voicemail is better
But it's alright
Everyone gets busted sometimes
And it's never any fun, to be the only one
No it turns my cheeks red
I should've listened to what was said
I know a girl who gets tickled by feathers
Haven't seen her in seems like forever
Wears long pants even in warm weather
The trouble she got in couldn't be measured
Last Halloween she showed up in leather
