At your funeral
Things will be different
I will feel so good

I'll pass out cigars
Bring a big ol' cake
& a keg, yes!
I can hardly wait

Until they read your eulogy
I'll laugh at your family
"Let's be honest guys," I'll say
"Better late than never"

There were lines I didn't want crossed
There were times spent sick with regret
Sleepless nights replaying in my head
But then I opened my eyes
To the light of the news
I'm so glad I live to the day

Hey! At your funeral
Our old friends will be surprised to see me smiling again
I'll bring a date
Rolling in the flowers we'll make
Ourselves at home
I can hardly wait