B
Well she came looking for me
C
With her arms open wide,
F B C
Like some long lost friend of mine.
F B
She said 'Excuse me,
C F B
But do you remember me?
C F B
I said 'No, I don't believe I do'
C
So she looked me up and down
F B C
And undressed me with her eyes.
F
Then she said,
B C
You've got everything I need,
F B C
You've got everything I want.
F
So I said 'OK,
B C
You can wear my hat,
F
You can have my coat,
B C
You can take my shirt,
F
'Cause I don't need it.
B C
You can wear my shoes,
F
You can take my socks,
B C
Come on take my bag it's yours.
F B C
If you love it,
F B C
You can have it, if you love it,
F B C
Ain't no problem, if you love it,
F B C F
Come on take it, if you love it.
B
So her friend came up to me
C
With a pen and paper in her hand,
F B
Expressing some interest
C
In the number of my room,
F B
She said 'Excuse me,
C F
But do you remember me?
B
I said 'No,'
C F B
She said 'Can I appeal to you?'
C
So I looked her up and down.
F B C
And realising her insinuations, I blushed.
F B C F
She said 'Listen babe you don't know me,
B C
No you don't know me but you owe me,
F B C
And I love you,
F B C
Yes, I love you,
F B
Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you,
C F B C
And I got all your records, and I love you.
F
So I suggested,
B C
You can wear my hat,
F
You can have my coat,
B C
You can take my shirt,
F
'Cause I don't need it.
B C
You can wear my shoes,
F
You can take my socks,
B C
Come on take my bag it's yours.
F B C
If you love it,
F B C
You can have it, if you love it,
F B C
Ain't no problem, if you love it,
F B
Come on take it, if you love it.
C
Love it, c'mon love it.
B
Well later that day,
C#
This guy came to me
F# B C#
With a scrap of paper in his hand.
F# B
He said, 'Hey buddy, can you
C# F#
Sign your name for me?'
B C#
I said 'Why, why do I owe you money?'
F# B
He said, 'No'.
C# F#
I said, 'Listen pal do I know you?
B
Have we ever met?
C#
Why do you want my name
F# B C#
On this little piece of paper?
F# B Db
He said 'I love you,
F# B Db
I don't know you, but I love you,
F# B
Like my brother, I love you,
C# F# B
Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you.'
C# F#
I said 'Hey, let's not rush things.
B C#
You can wear my hat,
F#
You can have my coat,
B C#
You can take my shirt,
F#
'Cause I don't need it.
B C#
You can wear my shoes,
F#
You can take my socks,
B C#
Come on take my bag it's yours.
F# B Db
If you love it,
F# B Db
You can have it, if you love it,
F# B Db
Ain't no problem, if you love it,
F# B
Come on, take it, if you love it.
C# F# B
Love it, come on love it.
C# F# BC#
Ain't no problem from me if you want it.
F# B C#
Take my hat, take my bag,
F# B Db Gb
I don't need nothing.
B C#
You can wear my hat,
F#
You can wear my hat,
B C# F#
C'mon, wear my hat, wear my hat,
B C#
You can wear my hat,
F#
C'mon, wear my hat,
B C#
You can wear my hat,
F#
Come on, wear my hat
