The strangest thing just happened I swear to god I had a vision I just locked eyes with a stranger I created in my image He sure sounded like a Buddhist Told me he was raised a Christian He had jeans on and a t-shirt He had just made a decision, He said Why leave the backyard? Why leave the house? Is there anything to learn That you can't find out on the couch? As the sky started to open up I prayed it was a dream I braced for nothing Prepared for everything And scared of anything in between How the hell are you so well adjusted? I've decided to keep it simple So whole world can simply live Outside my quaint suburban temple I think I've finally evolved Beyond the selfish need to travel I think I've gained enough perspective I think you're starting to unravel Why leave the backyard? Why leave the house? Is there anything to learn That you can't find out on the couch As the sky started to open up I prayed it was a dream I braced for nothing Prepared for everything And scared of anything in between I braced for nothing Prepared for everything And scared of anything in between I braced for nothing Prepared for everything And scared of anything in between I braced for nothing Prepared for everything And scared of anything in between I braced for nothing Prepared for everything And scared of anything in between