My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable, un-photographable Yet, you're my favorite work of art Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak Are you smart? Don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day Don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day