Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bop sh bop sh bobba dobba ding dong

Well I got a tip from china
That they stole ol kubla khan
So I took an ocean liner
Down to old hong kong

I was searchin round the sea port
I called up all the gang
They's trippin and a shakin
When they called me charley chan

'Cause I'm a bad detective
And I always get my man
Baby yes I am
Said I'm a bad detective
I could stand a lendin hand
Oh baby yes I can

Honorable son
I named a number one
Eat a fried rice
And a egg foo yung
Stand lookin at me there
With your stupid face
While your pop (me) goes out
And solves the case

'Cause I'm a bad detective
And I always get my man
Baby yes I am
Said I'm a bad detective
I could stand a lendin hand
Oh baby yes I can