[GPS:] In point.666 miles, turn left at Sleepy Holly Drive, Tarrytown, New York [Mega Ran:] Where are we? [MC Lars:] The GPS says this is the venue, but, it doesn't look like a venue, does it? [Mega Ran:] I don't get it [MC Lars:] I'll go try to find the promoter [Mega Ran:] Where are we, man? [MC Lars:] I think it's the venue, but it's a freaking graveyard! What the heck! It was a cold dark night in Sleepy Hollow When we rolled up for sound check - in my mom's Volvo I said Mega Ran, are you sure this is the place? With the tombstones, cobwebs, and speakers on the graves? This is it, I say that with no hesitation The skulls and stuff are simply decorations! The contract says Headless Horseman Productions Flag down the promoter let's have a discussion We met the promoter, pumpkin for a head We said "We hope it's live 'cause the crowd looks dead" He showed us the green room back behind the church He said, "sound check quick, 'cause you guys are on first" Now I'm done some checks in some real strange surroundings But when skeletons are asking how it's sounding It got me kinda shook, virtually insane The headlining DJ was Ichabod crane It was, Sleepy Hollow! Halloween eve! Candy and treats and tricks up our sleeves! Ghosts and zombies, they waited in line But I think the promoter done lost his mind It was, Sleepy Hollow! Halloween eve! Candy and treats and tricks up our sleeves! Ghosts and zombies, they waited in line But I think the promoter done lost his mind DJ Ichabod Crane was backstage pacing Skiny as a rail there was no mistaking That something was awry, face was white as snow We said it's nice to meet you, we're the opening show In a creepy green room lots of posters on the wall And strangely Mr. Crane was headlining them all This isn't doing much to assuage my fears He's been playing this place for the last hundred years We said, "How's the presale? It can't be that bad 'Cause we dropped $50 bucks on the Facebook ad" He said "it's not the typical audience you know With ghosts and zombies in first three rows" So they're a rowdy bunch cool nothing I haven't seen Then Ichabod tells me there's a sweet guarantee But the contract has one huge Surprise We play this show for the rest of our lives It was, Sleepy Hollow! Halloween eve! Candy and treats and tricks up our sleeves! Ghosts and zombies, they waited in line But I think the promoter done lost his mind It was, Sleepy Hollow! Halloween eve! Candy and treats and tricks up our sleeves! Ghosts and zombies, they waited in line But I think the promoter done lost his mind