One slap, two slap, three slaps, four Calamity Ganon's is about to feel sore When I paddle that booty for all that he's done Straight slappin' bipeds is always hella fun For one hundred years I've been in a slumber Not slapping people - what a freaking bummer Now Rip Van Link has a club, well a few Mad Boko Bats that I'm gonna use on you so Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins Down in Hyrule, you know what happens often White knights aren't hyphy they say it's true But slapping these Bokoblins is what I do You want to stop me from helping the Hyruleans? You're gonna get slapped you goblin-esque hooligans To a medieval state, Hyrule has dissolved The Four Divine Beasts, Ganon involved By his many silly games I'm really not impressed You're getting slapped by the Master Sword, bet Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins Down in Hyrule, you know what happens often In the Great Plateau - Bokoblins get iced In Kakariko - I slap Hyrule Bass twice At Lanaryu Tower - I'm always smacking Moblins In Zora's Domain - Vah Ruta's smacked often In Goron City - Gorons get slapped In the Rito Village - the Ritos smack back In Gerudo Town - they say slapping is forbidden In the Great Hyrule Forest - I be slapping, who you kidding? Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins Down in Hyrule, you know what happens often I see you coming for me, but Link, you too late Took 100 years to be awakened And I've already taken control of all the Guardians They bow to me now It's so divine like the beasts that I conquered You can come wit'cha boomerangs and bombs, bruh Come to the castle and I'll stomp ya 'Cause I'm surrounded by henchmen, no cap, I'm the lynchpin 'Cause I be defyin' gravity, ain't nobody can handle the Travesty created by my menagerie Please come battle me 'cause I'ma be Tragically unleashing all this Calamity Until the whole kingdom is a fatality Slap slap, I be smackin' Hyrulians Slap slap, rollin' deep with my hooligans Slap slap, to the king when I ruined him Come to Hyrule Castle to meet your doom again, what!