I would like a Maserati Season tickets to the Yankees New suits by Armani Diamond cufflinks from Tiffany's Dock my yacht down in Miami Play a round of golf with Tiger Woods I'd buy myself a Grammy Just 'cause I could These are the things That I'd love to get But I'm broke as a joke And I'm swimming in debt I'm still living like a baller And I never need a dollar 'Cause I've got what money can't buy Yeah keep your Dolce & Gabbana Darling you're a cut above With you I'm rich, I'm rich in love I could really use a butler And a salon for my Monet A bird in every color Singing Gershwin every day Wonderin' if they're sellin' planets And perhaps a little moon or two I'll just throw it on my AMEX Like successful people do These are the things That I'll never know 'Cause I'm deep in the red And I can't get a loan I'm as happy as a pickle And I hardly have a nickel 'Cause I've got what money can't buy Yeah keep your Dolce & Gabbana Baby you're a cut above With you I'm rich, I'd never switch With you I'm rich, rich in love