Nobody cares about your souped-up pickup truck
To be frank, nobody gives a you-know-what
All you meant didn't mean horseshit
Who cares about the freshman that you're sleeping with?
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinkin' you're the only one in this world
Life's not all about the Friday night lights
And the boys on Saturday night
Nobody cares about your small-town pedigree
Or that you're captain of the football team
You and word sure get around
Who you callin' whore now?
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinkin' you're the only one in this world
Life's not all about the Friday night lights
And the boys on Saturday night
I hope you eat shit and die
I hope your single-wide mortgage takes a lifetime
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinkin' you're the only one in this world
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinkin' you're the only one in this world
Life's not all about the Friday night lights
And the boys on Saturday night
You should get a life
