Friday night, about 1 AM Oh, here we go again You're wonderin' what's new And you're wonderin' what I'm doin' And I'm wonderin' why I even picked up When you gonna get it through your head? Give it up and put this to bed Don't wanna try again Don't wanna be friends Let me say it so you understand If you were a truck, I'd let you rust If you were a shoe, I'd step in mud If you were a rose, I'd let you die If you were a clock, I'm killin' time If you were a house, I'd burn it down If you were a beer, I'd pour you out If you were a mirror, I'd break the glass If you were a fish, I'd throw you back I don't wanna know how you been Or hear about your mom and them I'm tryin' to paint a picture Boy, you ain't a keeper I don't know why it don't make sense If you were a truck, I'd let you rust If you were a shoe, I'd step in mud If you were a rose, I'd let you die If you were a clock, I'm killin' time If you were a house, I'd burn it down If you were a beer, I'd pour you out If you were a mirror, I'd break the glass If you were a fish, I'd throw you back To the river, to the lake Cut a line, leave you lyin' on the bank Boy, I could do this all day And never run out of ways to say If you were lost, I'd hide the map If you were gas, I'd light the match And, boy, if you were cash You'd get some real payback If you were a truck, I'd let you rust If you were a shoe, I'd step in mud If you were a rose, I'd let you die If you were a clock, I'm killin' time If you were a house, I'd burn it down If you were a beer, I'd pour you out If you were a mirror, I'd break the glass If you were a fish, I'd throw you back I'd throw you back I'd throw you back Throw you back