This is the ballad of Famous & Harper Harper & Famous, a couple of cats Both in Ohio, came east in a Volvo Live on Long Island, well how about that? Famous was feisty and Harper was timid But Harper was brilliant and Famous was dumb Famous was black and white, Harper was orange And both ran away when you told them to come Harper & Famous and Famous & Harper Lived in a basement, a couple of cats With a washer and dryer and wood for the fire They kept themselves clean and the place free of rats Famous was quite a bit fatter than Harper Since he was the first one to get through the food He liked to be picked up and held like a baby While Harper was often standoffish and rude Down the basement there was a passage It was a secret the kitties just knew It went from the laundry into a bedroom There lived their young mistress the Lovely Lulu Harper & Famous and Famous & Harper They lived in a basement, a couple of cats With a washer and dryer and wood for the fire They kept themselves clean and the place free of rats One sad day Lulu drove off in her Volvo And back to Ohio without the cats Famous kept eating and Harper stayed timid Lulu had left them and that was just that That was the ballad of Famous & Harper Harper & Famous, a couple of cats Both in Ohio, came east in a Volvo Live on Long Island, well how about that?