When a man has a dog in the city A man needs to walk in the park Take a little stroll by the riverside Smoke a cigarette there in the dark Living in the city Man, living with a dog When a man has to carry a plastic bag On his person at all times When a dog dumps on the side walk Walking away is a crime Living in the city Man walking with a dog A man likes living in the city But a man has to find some work Walking with a dog is a kind of a job Make you feel like a fool and a jerk Living in the city Working like a dog Work out Dog likes living in the city In the city there's a lot o' other mutts Checking in front, checking in back No ifs, no ands, just butts Living in the city Dog checking out a dog It's a pretty good way to meet a women If a women is walking her dog You just say, "What's her name?", "How old is she?" It's easy like rolling off a log Checking out a women Man acting like a dog When a man has a fight with a women A man needs to go for a walk Walking with a dog is easy He listens, he don't talk Heh Talking to a dog Talk to me Walking with a dog in the winter, in the wind In the rain, in the snow's a drag It's hard as hell to keep a cigarette lit And get the shit in a plastic bag Living in the city Man walking with a dog When a man has a dog in the city (City) A man needs to walk in the park Take a little stroll by the riverside Smoke a cigarette there in the dark Living in the city Man, living with a dog