Since I was a kid I had this dream I want to be a tough guy, wide and mean Flying bullets, flying fists Born to ride and to be kissed Cowboy, cowboy We can ride Any horse and any bride Cowboy, cowboy Comes to town Beat you up and shoot you down I wear my blue jeans very tight Please the ladies every night They put money in my hat Makes their husbands so upset Cowboy, cowboy We can ride Any horse and any bride Cowboy, cowboy Comes to town Beat you up and shoot you down Cowboy, cowboy never die Feels no pain, never cries Cowboy you get all the chicks Big, big horses and big dicks Was never wild, never mean Never joined a cowboy scene I just ride my rocking chair Hide my teeth in tupperware Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad Vomit in your cowboy hat Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun Lost the bullets, fuck your gun Cowboy, cowboy, we died Every night I have to cry Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick Drunken horse and shrunken dick