I can't read the room, it ain't written on your face
I can't patch it up, fight almost every day
We could draw it out, but we're talking underwater
Forgive and forget, at least that's moving forward

Another night at home away from the fizz
Who could've guessed that wasn't it? You're obsessed
Think you're the star of the show, now look who it is
A hypocrite, a hypocrite (Goddamn)

Goddamn, what's the big deal?
If it's what you call love, then I'm digging my heels
You're lukewarm, what's the appeal?
Now the curtain pulls back, I'm waiting for the big reveal

You act so nonchalant, a hero in your play
Half the seats are empty, reviews were not too great
There's no dry eye here, you know we're just pretending
Anticlimax, that's a wrap
A tragic ending

Another night at home away from the fizz
Who could've guessed that wasn't it? You're obsessed
Think you're the star of the show, now look who it is
A hypocrite, a hypocrite (Goddamn)

Goddamn, what's the big deal?
If it's what you call love, then I'm digging my heels
You're lukewarm, what's the appeal?
Now the curtain pulls back, I'm waiting for the big reveal

And so you contradict like Molière depicts a hypocrite, a hypocrite
You can't admit your big reveal's a miss, I almost fell for it
You hypocrite, you hypocrite

(Goddamn)
Goddamn, what's the big deal?
If it's what you call love, then I'm digging my heels
You're lukewarm, what's the appeal?
The curtain pulls back, I can't stop saying
Oh, goddamn, what's the big deal?
If it's what you call love, then I'm digging my heels
You're lukewarm, what's the appeal?
Now the curtain pulls back, I'm waiting for the big reveal

Waiting for the big reveal