I can't read the room, it ain't written on your face I can't patch it up, fight almost every day We could draw it out, but we're talking underwater Forgive and forget, at least that's moving forward Another night at home away from the fizz Who could've guessed that wasn't it? You're obsessed Think you're the star of the show, now look who it is A hypocrite, a hypocrite (Goddamn) Goddamn, what's the big deal? If it's what you call love, then I'm digging my heels You're lukewarm, what's the appeal? Now the curtain pulls back, I'm waiting for the big reveal You act so nonchalant, a hero in your play Half the seats are empty, reviews were not too great There's no dry eye here, you know we're just pretending Anticlimax, that's a wrap A tragic ending Another night at home away from the fizz Who could've guessed that wasn't it? You're obsessed Think you're the star of the show, now look who it is A hypocrite, a hypocrite (Goddamn) Goddamn, what's the big deal? If it's what you call love, then I'm digging my heels You're lukewarm, what's the appeal? Now the curtain pulls back, I'm waiting for the big reveal And so you contradict like Molière depicts a hypocrite, a hypocrite You can't admit your big reveal's a miss, I almost fell for it You hypocrite, you hypocrite (Goddamn) Goddamn, what's the big deal? If it's what you call love, then I'm digging my heels You're lukewarm, what's the appeal? The curtain pulls back, I can't stop saying Oh, goddamn, what's the big deal? If it's what you call love, then I'm digging my heels You're lukewarm, what's the appeal? Now the curtain pulls back, I'm waiting for the big reveal Waiting for the big reveal