Well most days end the same way After pullin' eight to five, I pull into the drive And I'm hurtin' from all that workin' Nah, I ain't much fun 'til I get the job done 'Cause I'm a forty hour week kinda man But put a cold beer in my hand When I drink I'm a dancer You got questions, I got answers I go hard in the paint Call me crazy, but I ain't I'm a sucker for a last call Put it on my tab, y'all Funner when I don't have to think Yea that's me when I drink If I'm shootin' whiskey, you can't miss me I'm a karaoke king, velvet Elvis when I sing To the ladies, I love them ladies Yea they look my way when my boots hit the stage 'Cause the truth is I really come alive On a honky tonk Saturday night When I drink I'm a dancer You got questions, I got answers I go hard in the paint Call me crazy, but I ain't I'm a sucker for a last call Put it on my tab, y'all Funner when I don't have to think Yea that's me when I drink Yea I'm a run of the mill kinda man But get to know me girl and you'll understand When I drink I'm a lover I'm a quote some Lonesome Dove'r Everybody knows my name And you know I love the fame I'm a sucker for a last call Put it on my tab, y'all Funner when I don't have to think Yeah When I drink I'm a dancer You got questions, I got answers I go hard in the paint Call me crazy, but I ain't I'm a train off the track, y'all Runnin' through a brick wall Try to keep up but you can't Yea that's me when I drink Oh that's me when I drink Yea that's me when I drink