Too Kool To Kalypso

Klark Kent

I didn't drink and I never danced 
I couldn't take no club romance 
But this floozy had no shame 
Libedo torpedo 

I was - 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 
too wierd to watusi 
too tough to tango 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 

What she did was hard to believe 
Libedo torpedo 
But by morning I couldn't leave 
Libedo torpedo 
Picking her up was like falling down the stairs 
With her on top of me I couldn't put on any airs 

I was - 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 
too wierd to watusi 
too tough to tango 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 

At my heart she took careful aim 
Libedo torpedo 
And you know,that floozy had no shame 
Libedo torpedo 

I was - 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 
too wierd to watusi 
too tough to tango 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 
too wierd to watusi 
too tough to tango 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 
too wierd to watusi 
too tough to tango 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango 
too cool to calypso 
too tough to tango