Blue Monday morning at the factory gate It's almost time to clock in The boys were all bettin' that Joe wouldn't show Cause they'd seen him over the weekend He had four new tires on that old Cadillac Betty the waitress and some clothes in the back Dashboard full of roadmaps of Mexico Joe knows how to live He said women are made to love Money is made to spend Life is something buddy You will never live again Oh, I've got to admit it Joe sure knows how to live By now they'll be down at the ocean He and Betty stretched out somewhere The only blue in his life is the blue moonlight Bouncin' off Betty's blonde hair Oh, and I can just see them rolling 'round on the sand I never thought I was a jealous man But when I think what he's doin' and what I am not Oh, I'm jealous a lot He said women are made to love Money is made to spend Life is something buddy You will never live again Oh, I've got to admit it Joe sure knows how to live Now Betty's back home with her mother Joe's back on the assembly line But he brings in his pictures and his Mexican hat Just to remind us sometimes That women are made to love And money is made to spend Life is something buddy You will never live again Oh, I've got to admit it Joe sure knows how to live Yeah, I hate to admit it Joe sure knows how to live He knows how to live