After one whole quart of brandy Like a daisy, Im awake With no bromo-seltzer handy I dont even shake Men are not a new sensation Ive done pretty well I think But this half-pint imitation Put me on the blink Im wild again, beguiled again A simpering, whimpering child again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i Couldnt sleep and wouldnt sleep When love came and told me, I shouldnt sleep Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i Lost my heart, but what of it He is cold I agree He can laugh, but I love it Although the laughs on me Ill sing to him, each spring to him And long, for the day when Ill cling to him Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i Hes a fool and dont I know it But a fool can have his charms Im in love and dont I show it Like a babe in arms Loves the same old sad sensation Lately Ive not slept a wink Since this half-pint imitation Put me on the blink Ive sinned a lot, Im mean a lot But Im like sweet seventeen a lot Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i Ill sing to him, each spring to him And worship the trousers that cling to him Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i When he talks, he is seeking Words to get, off his chest Horizontally speaking, hes at his very best Vexed again, perplexed again Thank god, I can be oversexed again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i Wise at last, my eyes at last, Are cutting you down to your size at last Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more Burned a lot, but learned a lot And now you are broke, so you earned a lot Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more Couldnt eat, was dispeptic Life was so hard to bear Now my hearts antiseptic Since you moved out of there Romance, finis. your chance, finis. Those ants that invaded my pants, finis. Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more