Hey! Mr.Churchill comes over here To say we're doing splendidly But it's very cold up here in the snow Marching to and from the enemy. Oh, I say it's tough I have had enough Can you stop the cavalry? I have had to fight Almost every night Down throughout these centuries That is when I say Oh yes, yet again Can you stop the cavalry? Mary Bradley waits at home In the nuclear fall-out zone Wish I could be dancing now In the arms of the girl I love. Chorus: Dub a dub a dum dum Dub a dub a dum Dub a dum dum dub a dub Dub a dub a dum Dub a dub a dum dum Dub a dub a dum Dub a dum dum dub a dub Dub a dub a dum Wish I was at home for Christmas. Bang! That's another bomb On another town While the Czar and Jim have tea If I get home alive to tell the tale I'll run for all presidencies If I get elected I'll stop I will stop the cavalry. Chorus: Dub a dub a dum dum Dub a dub a dum Dub a dum dum dub a dub Dub a dub a dum Dub a dub a dum dum Dub a dub a dum Dub a dum dum dub a dub Dub a dub a dum Wish I was at home for Christmas. Wish I could be dancing now In the arms of the girl I love Mary Bradley waits at home She has been waiting two years long Wish I was at home for Christmas.