There's a story that's been in my life And I've taken it as gospel sure as the day But now I'm starting to see that it's just an invention That really wasn't about me And I'd like to kick it to the corner But it's hard to eject a tape that's played forever so I need to be the witness to stop this crime Cause the criminal inside me has lost her mind All the things she tells me well they're all lies So I gotta be the witness to cut this evil vine I've been playing the part of a prisoner In a fable created by none other than me And my mind, well she's more than just dirty She's a rascal who's set on setting fire to all That I've learned I've earned the wisdom of this story Too many times I'm starting to get angry so I need to be the witness to stop this crime Cause the criminal inside me has lost her mind All the things she tells me well they're all lies So I gotta be the witness to cut this evil vine The war is over There is nothing left to say The pile driver's got to quit and it's gonna happen today I will crack the motor Jam my stiletto into that machine Yeah I took the power Got to kick myself out of the dream I need to be the witness to stop this crime Cause the criminal inside me has lost her mind All the things she tells me well they're all lies So I gotta be the witness gotta be the witness To stop this evil Need to be the witness to stop this crime Cause the criminal inside me has lost her mind All the things she tells me well they're all lies So I gotta be the witness gotta be the witness To cut this evil vine