I'm a piece of work, I'm iron and lace I'm shy right up there in your face I'm all dumbfounded, stubborn as an ass Sharp as an arrow in a pile of glass I'm a sweetheart, genius, restless jerk Lord have mercy, I'm a piece of work Well, the Lord made me on a long thin limb Made sure I'd remember him Or her in the middle of a long dark night Creation crazy, death sheet white Made in the image of a lion shocked lamb I am who the hell I am Never better, bad or worse Down to the letter, I'm a piece of work I'm a piece of work, I'm an angel's fiend Bathed in lavender and gasoline Scared, brave, shallow in an ink black well Lightly browned in the fires of hell Wicked, holy, full-on fake Best known for my big mistake I'm a Zen, wise, peaceful, gone berserk Good God Almighty, I'm a piece of work I'm a dreadful sight and I just don't care Spent all morning pulling out my hair Woke at dawn with a crazy spin Half the day trying to glue back in Mother, Bloody (Mary please) (Wipe that smile right off of your knees) I'm a CEO of the mailroom clerks (Lord have mercy, what a piece of work) I'm a piece of work, I'm a lovesick boy Cloth cap, caviar and corduroy All over the map, just lost in space With a filthy mind and a choir boy's face Heels up, head down, straight on through Watch out, woman, I'ma get to you I'm a gladiator with a mind to irk Good God Almighty, I'm a piece of work (I'm a piece of work) I'm a piece of work (I'm a piece of work)