Calling Paris Come in, London Come in, New York Hello, Rio The bad news is the world is ending The good news is there's a party But you better get here quick When you feel like a written-off actor on Deadwood About to get fed to the pigs When that preacher's bus from hell, blastin' just cowbell Parks itself in front of your gigs There's a place you can go called Tierra del Fuego Down in the Southern Hemisphere It's kinda Troy without Helen, past the Straits of Magellan And things are always looking up down here 'Cause there's a party at the end of the world Where the locals do the tango twirl Forget the temples in Nepal, cancel the fete in Montreal There's a party at the end of the world Well, it seems like I've run out of reasons to be here So I'm just gonna steal from myself If your attitude's appalling, there's a latitude that's calling Get yourself past that continental shelf Now the band that we hired is playing quite inspired Singing Eskimos and eunuchs from Bangkok And the location's so nice, we'll never run out of ice 'Cause Antarctica is just around the block There's a party at the end of the world Where the locals do that tango twirl Now don't make that big mistake-a and wind up with Miss Jamaica At the party at the end of world Flying machines, yellow submarines French girls in cowboy décor, d'accord RSVP isn't needed, you see And they all just be screaming for more, amour In case you haven't heard, things are getting quite absurd No one really shocks us, that's for sure Roadside bombers and tsunamis, oh god how I miss those commies No one really plays fair anymore But I've spoken to the yogis, had some meetings with my roadies Who tell me that arrangements are complete Just below the roaring forties, I am going to fly some sorties So you best reserve that cherished window seat To the party at the end of the world Where the locals do that tango twirl I don't care about the rapture when there's native girls to capture There's a party at the end of the world Who cares if there's no playa? We'll be rocking in Ushuaia At the party at the end You surely must attend The party at the end of the world