My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (Oh my Lordy) It's that kind of morning, really was that kind of night Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin' And if I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roarin' Friday night Went down to the Snakepit To drink a little beer Listened to the jukebox Merle was comin' in clear All of a sudden, I wasn't alone Pickin' country music with ol' Joe Bones Duval Street was rockin' My eyes, they starting poppin' Because there she sat at the corner of the bar As I broke another string on my old guitar Someone call a cab Lady, won't you pay my tab? And now my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (Oh my Lordy) It's that kind of morning, really was that kind of night Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin' And if I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roarin' Friday night Got to get a little orange juice And a Darvon for my head I can't spend all day Baby, layin' in the bed I'm goin' down to Fausto's, get some chocolate milk Can't spend my life in your sheets of silk I've got to find my way Crawl out and greet the day But now my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (Oh my Lordy) It's that kind of morning, really was that kind of night Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin' And if I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roarin' Friday night Let me tell you, I'll be roarin' Friday night I mean I'll be roarin' Friday night