I got a house, down a backroad I got a flag on the front porch I got a dog named Waylon I got a driveway that needs paving I got a boat with a two stroke A couple guaranteed to make you laugh jokes I got friends in low places Yeah, life is what you make it I might not end up in the hall of fame With a star on the sidewalk with my name Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone Nobody gonna name their babies after me I might not go down in history But, I'll go down to the Honkytonk I got a girl named Sheila She goes batshit on tequila I got a job that gets the job done I got a loan at the bank, it's a big one The only place you might see my name Is on the wall, for a good time call I'm a local legend on a Friday night In a Pabst Blue Ribbon neon light I might not end up in the hall of fame With a star on the sidewalk with my name Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone Nobody gonna name their babies after me I might not go down in history But, I'll go down to the Honkytonk I go down to the Honkytonk I go down to the Honkytonk I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk I go down to the Honkytonk I go down to the Honkytonk I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk I might not end up in the hall of fame With a star on the sidewalk with my name Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone Nobody gonna name their babies after me I might not go down in history But, I'll go down to the Honkytonk I go down to the Honkytonk I go down to the Honkytonk I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk I go down to the Honkytonk I go down to the Honkytonk I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk