It's Christmas! Have a jolly one! Hanukkah! Kwanzaa! Get fucked up with your people! Bitch! Holidays! Santa Claus shovin' his fat ass down your chimney! Woo! In the hatchet house, it's the holiday season again A time for love and revenge No heat in the home, a snowman is in the livin' room Meltin' away from all the weed that I'm hittin' 2 Dope is right here, gorilla pimpin' the hoes Got my pants around my ankles butt naked under mistletoe Who wanna kiss my holly berry? Sippin' that nog with gin and cherry I'm dressed in all green like a Christmas wreath With the red trim tie and matchin' laces and the sneaks And I just peeped Santa sippin' Blaze's eggnog He tried to tittyfuck my sister while she's wearin' a bra We got that eviction notice on our door, we out carolin' Tryin' to pay the bills, they come barrelin' in We jump up and blow they mouth out Can't stop this family love at the hatchet house Happy holidays is easy to say When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way, it's okay We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay) We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken (It's okay) In the hatchet house, Rudolph's got a gang of hoes Bouncin' they big titties all over his red nose We don't sip cocoa in our footies, we wear hoodies And rob little kiddies of they goodies It's Christmas eve, I slide a machete out my sleeve And cut up everything, bring them [?] before I leave Decoratin' a tree but I had to pause I seen Madrox finger bangin' Miss Claus It's on like turkey leg and cranberry cause With the black candles, fine china 'cause we tryin' to floss I'm celebratin' the holidays with twinkle lights And meanwhile, I think Santa Claus is a pedophile I'm under mistletoe givin' mustache rides In a pair of tight skids with my dick outlined Everybody gather 'round, it's all love, no doubt 'Cause we crackin' city gin in the hatchet house Happy holidays is easy to say When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way, it's okay We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay) We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken (It's okay) Jack Frost doin' piggy bumps [?] all up in his nose Doin' nummies on his gummies, got his whole face froze Candy cane condom, she got leather and lace I'm stuffin' gingerbread cookies in her wicked-ass face She's my holiday date, to the Christmas party Got a rhinestone iPad singing' la-dickda-di Ah shit, my pants ripped, my ball fell out And it looks like a Christmas bulb without a doubt I got them gingerbread wraps for that sugarplum kush [?] the push and candy canes for your bush It's Christmas time in the murder one city Let me hang Christmas lights off your titties Got an elf passed out in a puddle of piss That's one more thing checked off my wish list Now you done heard the Christmas stories and know what we all about From behind the frosty windows of the hatchet house Happy holidays is easy to say When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way, it's okay We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay) We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken (It's okay) We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin' We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken (It's okay) (Happy holidays) We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin' We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken (Christmas) Happy holidays is easy to say When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way, it's okay (My shank) We ridin', we smokin' We chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay) We drinkin' and thinkin' (In Canada, it's [?]) How I'm glad that we're broken (Woo hoo) Happy holidays is easy to say (It's Christmas) When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way It's okay [?] We ridin', we smokin' We chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay) (Holidays) We drinkin' and thinkin' How I'm glad that we're broken (Fruitcake) (It's okay)