So what if I'm right? I am desperate, honey For a respite from me I was bathed in light And I felt so ugly When you said you loved me (Scratch that) The way I was (My fault) Having fun (Scratch that) Having fundamental sentimental thinking What I'm thinking 'cause I think that we should (Backtrack) Take me back to the bedroom Every night was a chess move right on cue I was hoping to let you down (It's all too much. Take me back to your room.) Five bucks says I'm right I am restless, honey This is easy money I'm so brave I might Keep you guessing, honey When you're feeling lucky (Scratch that) The way I was (My fault) Destroying us (Scratch that) And modern love's just (My fault) Not enough Take me back to the bedroom Every night was a chess move right on cue I was hoping to let you down (It's all too much. Take me back to your room.) I'm not here to impress you Or even come to the rescue When I do, I'm only looking to dress you down (It's all too much. Take me back to your room.) And the stress I'm under now Back onto the sympathy prowl In a western little town She told me what this song was about And I can't unhear it now And I hate the here and now And I wait for it to clear up But it just keeps coming down Down Take me back to the bedroom Every night was a chess move right on cue I was hoping to let you down (It's all too much. Take me back to your room.) I'm not here to impress you Or even come to the rescue When I do, I'm only looking to dress you down (It's all too much. Take me back to your room.)