He's so tall, he's so slim With that shit-eating grin Oh how can I trust him Hey who's that In the ten-gallon hat Why should I vote for him It sucks Big bucks America's conditioned With pride They hide Their real ambition Let me retort on the two party system Which one will you endure When you cast a vote in a two party system That's when you lose for sure Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go Then off to Lynyrd Skynyrd They smoke so much dope but then tell me to rock the vote I'd rather be a retard Ambushed I'm too bushed To explore an alternative They say There's no way It'll change the way that I live Let me retort on the two party system Which one will you endure When you cast a vote in a two party system That's when you lose for sure Go choke your chicken This two party system That's when you lose for sure I'll go choke my chicken It sounds finger licking But it smells like manure Up to the mountains in a cave I'll never vote or even shave I'll was my hands of all this Cause ignorance is bliss Right on the floor I'll take a piss While you endure political abyss