You left your heart beneath A Christmas tree in '83 I bought a time machine Goddamn, that was so out of line You string up lights year round They drag behind you all over town I tripped just like a clown Goddamn, that was so out of line Line Line Out of line Line You can keep your haunted house The only ghost there was you it turned out I kept the heater on Goddamn, that was so out of line You love your husbands, too As long as they don't belong to you You love what they do for you Goddamn, that was so out of line Line Line Out of line Line And I knew it was through well before you did Yeah I knew it was through well before you did I made this easy on you I know that you have, too Out of line Line Out of line Line And I knew it was through well before you did Yeah I knew it was through well before you did You left your heart beneath A Christmas tree in '83 I bought a time machine Goddamn, Goddamn Goddamn Goddamn