Hi Buddy is it true ? 
Let me check this out for you 
Gameshow heroes, storytellers 
Parttime lovers and old time fellas 
Kind of dazzled, travelling mind, 
Relationship of a frozen kind ? 
Lying heroes, perfect fake 
Have you ever kissed a snake ? 

Are you real ? 

TV Weddings, truth for sale, 
Media death. Did you inhale ? 
Be extreme, show no fear 
and don't ask questions, sign up here ! 
Million dollar college heroes selling the drama in a P.C. dress 
and then they let us drown in superficial emptiness. 

Are You real? 

Sleep with buddha, money flow, 
Today everything must go, 
Kiss the cross for special kicks, 
Dial 1-800-6-6-6. 

Are You real?