The distant future, the year 2000 The distant future, the year 2000 The distant future, the distant future It is the distant future, the year 2000 We are robots The world is quite different ever since The robotic uprising of the late nineties There is no more unhappiness, affirmative We no longer say yes, instead we say affirmative Yes, affir-affirmative Unless we know the other robot really well There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants Well, there's no more elephants, so ah, but still it