Yeah (Woo), yeah Yah, yah I'll battle everybody! You know what I'm sayin'? (Da-da-da-da-da-da-da) Yeah (Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Paul, I made this shit a long time ago So-, I'm sorry (Woo, ooh) Everybody's so uptight these days, it blows It's like, they got a frown on they face, they froze Ever since the motherfucker that they hate the most Walked after he hit someone in the face with toast I know you cocksuckers couldn't wait to gloat Couldn't wait to see me get broke, baked, and roast And so close, you could almost taste it, though But I escaped it and scraped by, case is closed But let's face it, maybe that's the way shit goes But probation, it's no vacation, folks So my lawyers say to relax and take it slow But I don't know if I'ma be able to make it, though 'Cause sometimes, situations'll take control When you're layin' in a room full of naked hoes It's enough to make you really wanna stay, get blowed And sniff enough coke, sneeze, and make it snow Hey-o, yo, don't say shit, no Woah, I go to church, watch nature shows And sit back with a tall glass of H2O You people need to learn how to take a joke and lighten up Don't let your frown go tightenin' up your face So you can't smile and brighten up the room Don't be so gloom, you fuckin' prick If you can't take a joke, you can take my dick Don't let your frown go tightenin' up your face So you can't smile and brighten up the room Don't be so gloom, you fuckin' prick If you can't take a joke, you can take my dick