Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded Bitch I love Lucy and Annie's Great But there's one redhead that I f**king hate It's the Wendy's girl that she's mocking The bitch I'm talking about is Pippi Longstocking Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded Bitch It's not here hair that causes me grief It's the fact that the cunt is a thief She walks around so proud and thin I'll rip all her hair out til she's Pippi Long skinhead Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded Bitch