Uh uh uh uh, I love this bitch, uh uh uh I love this girl, smack her on the ass, light the hash Just a crush on a beautiful girl named Jane J to the A to the N to the E I tried to stay all the way playa when it came to game But got benched in a sense when it came to Jane I can't explain the deep breaths that I take in her presence Found recollections connect to every ounce of her essence I love her, til she join with the air up above her Love so strong it can't be wrong for her to share with another Long as she touch my lips and my fingers, f**k it, we swingers Cause it's Jane that keeps me sane For what the world gonna bring us Can make a blind man see and forget his doctor's appointment For her sheer enjoyment I'll even risk unemployment Can it be? Her first name changed to Calamity Cause if saw by the law in my car, the grabbing me Harrassing me, asking me 'where did she come from?' Have me see a counselor asking questions thats plumb dumb Trying to steal my love, so now I'm constantly taking shit Cause now 3 times a week they wanna test our relationship Shit! Things are confused inside Gone off that mary jane She's making love to equalize Gone off that sexy damn Jane Yeah, spread them legs jane, I need a head change Coochie hairs flame colored, sweet lil red thangs She riddles every area of my brain with deep tickles Mary, married her, carries my pain? nope An angel came to me one night chillin Said "I won't change you, just tame who's within that Villian" I said "cool, lets lay up with the stars for a minute" Next I know we break up roaches from cigars We done finished Jane doing things that made me search my soul I's a young one, she's an old freak that cuts slow Leave her? Right now you got a hellafied no I guess I needs her, that double edged ledge cuts throats I love the please-her, or pleasure, whatever call it liesure You call her a crutch, y'all hush, I call her 'Retha Undressin her, loving the resin upon fingertips Its over when I roll me a Fat Lady Now sing it bitch Damn, Damn, Damn Jane [x5]